I got pictures of naked ladies

Lyin' on their beds!

I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion

Starts a swellin' inside my head!



Animal (Fuck Like A Beast) by W.A.S.P



AVERNUS! November is well and truly here, and I keep hearing about this silly "No Nut November" thing...wellll I decided I like KP nuts, Pistachios, and Walnuts too much to give them up!



So, I guess that means I "failed"? I have no idea.



Anyways...



We're still in the nut house, and the stage is set for Nyx Celeste to take her place! Then, assuming I get let out of my straight jacket, I'll take us into the night, offering up FREE SONG REQUESTS 'til Sal runs out of nuts to serve!





As you probably guessed, we wont be depriving people of a common snack just because of a month! The bar shall stocked with a bowl of nuts! Of Sal's choosing! Don't worry, no matter how much salt we put on them, his drinks will quench that thirst!



Our resident gamesmaster, Hrotmar, will be hosting Truth Or Dare once more! You might not fail this self set challenge, but you *might* fail to keep yourself composed, so, be warned darlings.



The one and only Sentient Camera™ will be flying around again! If a photo of you suddenly drops from the sky, don't worry! Just look up and catch the bat! Though, you may also find a picture thrust in your face and covered in fur, which means our WereRoe™ got you!



Be sure to see our one and only queen of cards, Claire, and steal our riches from us. Each and every gil is just waiting for you to take it! All you have to do, is beat the odds, and risk your own. But surely, lady luck is on your side, right?



Avernus awaits you, my darlings...